Thursday, September 5, 2013
Investigation into the Vanity of Storks
Storks have a habit of delivering to the wrong address.
Storks are great gamblers, often staking their packages.
Beware of bored storks.
Never trust a stork.
The stork refused to take the package back.
A stork can make or break your day.
Storks have a lousy sense of direction (but a great sense of humor). Every stork born a practical joker.
After the duel, the surviving stork didn't know what to do with the extra package.
Never cross swords with a stork.
Stork Delivery System: "We always make mistakes."
Don't take a stork in training.
The new stork recruits had barrels of fun with the robot babies.
There is a stork in your future.
A stork flying backwards is a bad sign.
If storks didn't pretend to be preachers. I'd trust them more.
Fear the stab of a card-playing stork.
The absorbing story of the stork caught reading porn.
When a stork gets stuck, what can a chimney-sweeper do?
Has there ever been a singing stork?
When in the mood, storks are great entertainers.
Why did they call it The Stork Club?
Storks can certainly look like stuffed shirts.
Stork: the only bird you can imagine wearing a tuxedo.
Storks have the ability to take a terrible revenge.
If the Ancient Mariner had shot a stork and not an albatross, he'd have come undone much quicker.
To quiet our fears we pretend storks bring good-luck.
Storks like to keep their feet warm.
Do wise people build fake chimneys for storks?
in opposition to the air, i've gone under the sea: